Sunday, March 20, 2011

Hang like a horse...er, centaur

Inspired perhaps by the Old Spice centaur, betting company Betfair commissioned a cheeky Brit designer to create hoof boots.



You gotta have some bollocks to rock this wonky look around town. Unless you're looking to shag a goat or any other hooved animal for that matter.  On the flip side, should I become involved in a barney (translation: small quarrel or fight), my roundhouse will really kick some arse.  Pun intended.  Honestly though, I think my tootsies would look better wrapped in a bog roll (translation: toilet paper).  Get yours now for  £1,300 a pair.

What's next, Octopus wellies???  Blimey!  Only if you want to look like an wanker.  Freakin' Brits.

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 20, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    oh! they're only 1300 pounds? i'll take three pair: one for the weekend, one for formal events, and one for the hell of it. i would like to just remind fashion designers that creativity isn't necessarily the most important element to a creation. but A for effort. and H for hoof.

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