Back when I was in college...

A new online dating service, eduHookups.com,  promises casual hookups for college students.

What happened to the good old days, when you had to hike ten miles in the snow (at UCLA), up a hill (Bruin Walk), swim across a creek (South Campus' Toilet Bowl fountain), and attend a frat party (Sigma Nu) to hook up with someone you barely know?  Now you don't even need to leave the comfort of your 10x10 concrete cell dorm room now to close the deal on a booty call.  Kids these days...they have it all too easy.  Easy being the operative word.

Alas, it's a good thing someone thought this up, because this, ahem, non-traditional college student really needs to get some action:

95 year-old Nola Ochs, University of Oklahoma, uh, Senior

May we say a prayer in remembrance of the favorite frat boy fishbowl pickup line ("Hey, wanna come upstairs and see my fishbowl?")?  Amen.