Have you ever gone for a leisurely bike ride and been nearly run off the road? Okay, how about by a herd of goats? In a fairly metropolitan area? It apparently happened to my friend Bob Underpants (real name concealed to protect his identity) last week. Further investigation revealed they weren't just the no-job loser kind of goats (I'm sorry goat, you're not a loser, I know, I know, hard times, recession, yadayada...), these were GOATS FOR HIRE. Yes, you can now rent a herd of goats to clear your yard of kudzu, poison ivy, honeysuckle and more. A pretty green solution and the extra feel-good bonus is that you can put a goat to work so he/she can save to put the kids through college. Hahahahahaha...kids..get it? get it?
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