What to wear when skiing in West Virginia

Worried about fitting in with the locals? Never worry again!  With The beardski, you will fit right in.

To make it truly authentic, throw in some WV colloquialisms, such as:
- "far", i.e.  Damn, gramps threw some extra wood in and now it's a real big far!
- "winder", i.e. Momma caught Billy Joe with the goat again! Poor goat was so startled he jumped right out the winder!
- "holler", i.e. That Winston boy is so dense, the wind blows through his ears like his head is holler.

Thanks to The Blind Pig and the Acorn for the references.