1. Renamed the town newspaper "The Offaly Independent" to "The Obama Independent"
2. Broke ground on Barack Obama Plaza in the center of this one-block town
3. Grand opening of Barack Obama Cafe
4. Added a Barack Obama exit off the highway, so that you don't miss this little hamlet
5. Selling Obama Brown Bread - hey...is that a little racist??? More accurate would be, say, swirled pumpernickel perhaps?
6. Souvenier shops have sprung up, selling not only Obama clocks, magnets, lighters but t-shirts too. My prediction for top-selling tee? "O'bama IS Feidir Linn" (translation: "Yes We Can")
7. My favorite part? Guinness headquarters has sent a master beer-pouring expert to Ollie Hayes' Moneygall pub, where Barack Obama is expected to sip the brown brew (hmmm...another racial reference) - perhaps while reminiscing with townfolk about his distant (1/32nds relation) ancestor Fulmouth Kearney. The pint of Guinness to be had by Mr. President has become known as "the most famous pint in Irish history"
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The decor at Ollie's includes a bronze bust of Obama and lovely portraits of him on the walls. |
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