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People. When you travel, take careful consideration of your vacay wardrobe. What is the image you want to project? What statement are you trying to make with your outfit? And do you really need to match your partner/wife/travel companion head to toe?
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| I wish I could have caught his ladyfriend in the photo too - but she was quick like a ninja. She was in...you guessed it, grey/yellow sneakers, white clamdiggers, green polo and a hat. Oh - and a brown she-version of the man-satchel. |
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| At least this farmer's tan will just involve the arms. Thank god for knee high dress socks. And who knew the butt crack was such a handy place to tuck things you don't want to hold, like your fisherman's hat? Ultimate hands-free. It's like Snooki's bosom, but in reverse. |
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| How did this man find a cap that matched his carnation-hued pants so perfectly? He rules. |
I really need to invent something to conceal my iPhone better for these stealth pictures...like a secret cutout in my Us Magazine. Keep your eyes peeled in a future post. Heading into the laboratory right now...
OMG--we have pictures of the whole fam traveling across many a country where my dear father is wearing the world's largest fanny pack. swear to god, it must have been made by buick. i think we even made fun of him at the time, but i have picture proof, and as soon as i can get my hands on one, i'll forward along to you. and just so you know, the gentleman with the knee-high dress socks was trying to project how cool dark compression socks are. they're making a comeback, world. like it or not...
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