Okay, all you Rapture-haters out there. Here is the proof. It did happen. To a select few. It's just that you and I sin a leeeeettle bit too much and have not been selected in this first round heaven draft (don't despair - there's always the walk-on spot). For those living under a rock, Family Radio preacher Harold Camping has been predicting that 200 million believers would be sucked up in a mass-vacuum to heaven - and that day was to be May 21, 2011. The rest of us heathens would be rocked in a massive earthquake then would suffer 5 months of tribulation before the end of the world.
Some of the more virtuous
did go "poof" up to heaven yesterday, and the photos below are indisputable.
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| Obviously, this was a very bad, bad, bad dog (that didn't deserve to go to heaven) |
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| That must have been decaf |
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| In my opinion, anyone who is so bold as to wear denim not only on the bottom but on top as well deserves entry |
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I sure hope these two weren't living in sin
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Though an internationally-acclaimed photojournalist, I can't take credit for those photos above. However, I did happen to be at a cocktail party full of surgeons, and witnessed their ascent to the afterlife firsthand. And whipped out my iPhone just in time to catch this shot:
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| Okay, okay, you got me...I was just doing my laundry |
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