No girlfriend? No wife? No callbacks on the booty-texts? No worries. Because the girlfriend pillow is here.
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| Cantaloupe-sized implants included at no extra charge. |
On sale now, prices slashed to $14.95 at www.deluxecomfort.com!!
And ladies (at least ladies who are seeking masculinely-dressed pillows), feeling left out? Not to worry! The boyfriend pillow was made just for you:
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| You can even prop it up in front of the TV on Sundays and it will watch football silently, unmoving, for hours and hours on end! Just like the real thing! |
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| Somehow, the boyfriend pillow costs twice as much as the girlfriend pillow.... |
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