Stuff that you mix together (aka Ingredients):
-- 16 oz bag of shelled edamame
-- 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil, the more virginal the better
-- 1 Tbsp tahini (Mediterranean sesame paste, available at Middle Eastern markets or Whole Foods)
-- 2 cloves of garlic
-- 2 cups lowfat Greek yogurt
-- 1 oz tiger blood (Ok, just kidding. It's not like it's commercially available anyway. Charlie Sheen has a lockdown on the supply chain.)
1. Start with a 16 oz bag of shelled edamame. Boil according to directions. Strain when cooked, set aside.
2. While the edamame is boiling, place the tahini in a bowl. I know, it looks like goose diarrhea. Disregard the appearance - trust me - it adds great nutty flavor to the hummus. Add water a few teaspoonfuls at a time and mix/mash with the back of a spoon until you get a runny consistency.
3. Smash some garlic with the side of a big knife. Get rid of the skins. Duh.
4. Place the edamame in a BAB (big ass bowl), add garlic, tahini, salt, pepper, olive oil and yogurt.
5. And with THE best invention for lazy cooks like myself, the hand blender (by Cuisinart), blend ingredients to a smooth baby-poo-like consistency.
6. And the finished product...bon appetit! Serve chilled or at room temp. I like adding a little extra cracked pepper and a drizzle of olive oil over top when serving. Excellent on pita, chips, crackers or as a dip for fresh veggies. Nice spread for paninis too.
you do realize that although this recipe is BRILLLZ and i plan on copying it and calling it my own, you mention the consistencies of two different species of poo, right? and it's not that i mind, as that's how i relate to most conversations/recipes/life in general, but i just wanted to point that out. you make me proud, and that's especially important because my mood is sort of constipated today.
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