Ashton and Tiger Confirmed to Have Rabies???

That's right...sexual overdrive can be a sign that one has rabies.  Who knew? But our two favorite playboys most certainly are afflicted, especially convincing after a 28 year old woman in India went to her physician with a complaint of turning into a raging, rabid (sorry) nympho.  She apparently had a sudden and persistent increase in her sex drive.  Often, despite a lack of stimulation at all, she would constantly feel aroused. Wait...that's a bad thing? I am certain her significant other was saying, "Oh honey, stop being a hypochondriac...you don't need a doctor!".


So THAT must mean...

Cute puppy. With the deathly bite. 

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The unquestionably unsexual Gilbert Gottfried

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Hypersexed Ashton

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